Damn you technology! You're so busy trying to perfect 3-D porn, you forgot about making a robot that answers the door, pays the delivery person, and maybe even calls my parents and pretends to be my personal assistant. Now since you miss my Tumblr,here's some random pictures. 
I wasn't even looking for it,because I, like everyone else in the world who lives in reality,thought being invisible was the stuff of superhero fantasies.I was wrong.
The website claims: "This method is used by the CIA and foreign agencies...you can go anywhere without being seen....it works even when you're completely surrounded by cameras or people." You can also vanish & reappear as you wish, wherever you may be.
Are you sold? Probably,but the authors of this book though you might be cynical,so they added a BONUS book! Yeah..maybe you are a JERK and invisibility is not enough for you,so when you buy the book, you get THE WIZARDS BOOK of Animal SECRETS.What's that book about?!?!?
I don't know if you can even handle what I am about tell you...but with this book, the website claims,you can:command flocks of birds...teach you dog to walk on stilts...keep a squirrel in your pocket...
make your cat use a toilet...oh, and BRING DEAD ANIMALS BACK TO LIFE!Don't explode from all the awesomeness...and don't be scared when I show up invisibly behind you holding your formerly dead cat...
just thank me for the information.
I always want to remake my favorite teen movies from the 80's and 90's...keeping them pretty much the same, but changing them from having a male lead to a female lead...For instance, think of how many dumb jokes can be squeezed out of having a female lead in a Teen Wolf remake....I am imagining a charming "trying to shave her legs..but the hair keeps growing back" scene...Genius! I think of great female lead remake movies all the time...almost any movie works....
ALMOST! the 80's movie, Loverboy, would not work...because a girl that delivers pizzas with extra anchovies to older men and then sleeps with them for money, is not so much a "Lovergirl" as she is a prostitute...Bummer, cause I really like the original movie....damn you society...with all your stupid Patrick Dempsey double standards!
Even if the Beatles SOMEHOW reformed, using Eric Clapton to fill in for the late George Harrison, and Jeff Lynne(ELO) or David Bowie
to fill in for the late John Lennon....AND THEN they moved to a practice space next door to you...you would probably have to go over and tell them to stop playing the most beautiful music in the world...
so that you can hear the televison program "America's Funniest Pets"...
is that somewhere in this universe there is a small triangular picture with a huge penis on it.
OK... so the triangle picture I made to illustrate my point should be a bit more graphic, but I am not at a place in my life where I feel comfortable typing, "Ron Jeremy penis huge dick" into my Google image search engine...yet.Sooooo I put a picture of a dude standing next to a bronze cast of an elephant penis...which is still too graphic...and now that i think about it....creepier somehow...
SORRY!
Depeche Mode's song "Enjoy the Silence" is a 80's music staple...even the video for the song is really memorable, remembeit? Dude is walking through the desert dressed like a king,yeah, but I recently watched a different version though,a Depeche Mode promotional video, filmed at the top of the former World Trade Center (South Tower).
Basically this lady is killin' it,don't believe me? Here is a super short list of some of hits she has written for other artists.
The most amazing thing about Warren is that, even though almost ALL her songs deal with romantic themes....She has never been married, says she has never been in love ,and does not even enjoy dating.I listened to Diane Warren on NPR and she said that she has never been in love and she has never wanted to "stay awake just to hear someone breathing" a reference to her Aerosmith Armageddon song....good point.
I don't care what your parents told you about sportsmanship and being a team player....
judging from these figurines you better hustle... 
Jesus want you to WIN!
when I saw this picture for the first time, it was a really small thumbnail...and...I thought it was an ad for another Jurassic Park movie...and now that I can see the picture, I wish it was a new JP movie...here's the movie pitch in my head...."It's Jurassic Park...but this time...with dinosaurs AND giant killer bees!"
....don't look for plot holes in that idea...because..it's...perfect. Actually that picture is by Dan McCarthy....his art is so dope, and the details are so incredible...sometimes I think his pictures are photographs. Check 'em
see what I mean! For more,Click HERE
My dad used to take the family to Las Vegas waaaay too much!
He would ask us where we wanted to go on a family trip, and after we said "Hawaii"! or "Japan"!or "Skiing"!...(which isn't really a place).... He would say..."We are going to Las Vegas again"!!!!
Now, I am not complaining,in fact, I am loving images of old school Las Vegas lately...vintage postcards,cheesy 70's and 80's pictures, and an amazing website written by former showgirl(click HERE to see more of her)
Check out that girl's amazing Sam Kinison T-shirt btw....all these things are making me regret not taking more pictures all the times we would visit Las Vegas....and also make me regret that I do not have a time machine.
These guys know what I am talking about! 
dolls(as in Voodoo),bears,metaphysical products....
sage to burn when anything bad happens(rather than do something about it)...
bat's blood,graveyard dirt.....
maps(who needs to buy maps?Google it),crystal stone helmets and (spiritual) power gloves....
dragons,wizards,celestial mirrors...Don't forget go to stop at the
so you can dress like a "Goddess"...which I guess is just the new age way of saying "trannie-looking girl trying too hard" judging from the pictures!
and then go chill with
he is a great "paranormal investigator" which is the new age way of saying jobless. Finally a flea market and a carnival in a mall...but online!!! It's about time!
DON'T yourself a favor and click here: Mooning You to see and hear the worst website of all times, and yes.... I AM including your grandma's myspace profile page in that category.....and you know her blingees are weird!
creepy buttheads.
